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If you watch a lot of Comedy Central Presents you might've seen Stephen Lynch
perform his hilariously funny songs of a suggestive and questionable nature
before. Here is one of them called Hermaphrodite.
E: 022100 Am: 002210 ?: 054030(the third time you
C: 032010 F: 003210 repeat intro, slide
to this after holding
C.)
INTRO:
E E CCCCCCC :x4(very fast)
Verse 1:
She's part girl, she's part boy,
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
She's got more, she's got less,
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.
(repeat intro)
Verse 2:
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl, yeah she's my little guy,
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye!
E E E E E C C/? ? (x2)
Verse 3:
E C / ?
She wears lace and she wears flannel,
E C /?
She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!
E C / ?
Whats that bulge under her nighty?
E C / ?
It must be Hermaphroditey!
Verse 4:
Some things are white,
Some things are black,
Some girls wear make-up,
E(play once and stop suddenly)
Mine shaves her back.
She is still beautiful,
She is still fine,
It's too bad her package
Is bigger than mine.
E E E E E C C/??
Verse 5:
E C / ?
She can't help her imperfections,
E C / ?
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections,
E C / ?
Who stole all my tighty whities?
E C / ?
It must be Hermaphroditey!
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