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Chords in this song4
Intro
G D - C D
Verse 1
Lad, it's your duty to find you a lass
with child-bearing hips and a pink supple ass
And make her you wife and love her with love so true
Now, some rivers run high, some rivers run low
When her river runs red then she's starting her flow
And it's called menstruation and here's what it means to you
You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first
Stand back, her ovarian dam's gonna burst
So don't be afraid, it's a natural thing
Just wind up some cotton and give her some string
Put the old linens on top of the bed
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub
instead.
Verse 2
She'll retain her water, her breasts will be tender
And every third word that you say will offend her
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
And she'll want to make love, if you do you're a fool
Cause you'll only end up with a bloody o'tool
Get out of the house, down to the old pub instead
And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
But son it'll taste like some old rusty coins
So turn off the lights boy and take off your hat
And drop to your knees, say a prayer to St Pat
That he'll give you the strength to get out of the bed
And for Ireland's sake go down to the old pub
instead.
Verse 3
Now the pub is the place where the lads are a meeting
When the moon's full and the girls are a bleedin'
The catholic, the protestant, even the pagan
The pub is the place when lady is raggin'
So drink of your pint boys, and thank your shamrocks
That as men folk we don't have to bleed from our cocks
And that we can escape from the lady in red
And get out of the house and go down to the old pub
e|------------3---| B|----------3-----| G|--------0-------| D|------0---------| A|----2-----------| E|--3-------------|
instead.
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