Piss Up a Rope

intro

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verse one

G

My dinner's on fire while she watches TV

C

And if you ever wondered what it's like to be me

G

She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes

D

Yells at my buddys and insults my folks

G

I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that I can

C

She's got the time for the dog and nuttin' for her man

G D

And I'm no dope but I can't cope

G C G G

So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

chorus

G

You can piss up a rope

C

And you can put on yer shoes hit the road get truckin'

G

Pack yer bag I don't need the ag

D D D D

On your knees you big booty bitch start suckin'

G

You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle

C

Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle

G D G

And I can't cope - a piss up a rope

verse two

G

You can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble

C

You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle

G

For the last six months I've been packin' your bag

D

You can wash my balls with a warm wet rag

G

'Til my balls feel smooth and soft like silk

C

I'm sick of yer mouth and yer two percent milk

G D

And I'm no dope but I've lost all hope

G C G G

So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope