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The Cock Show

Uphill Gardeners
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Song

The Uphill Gardeners - The Cock Show

This is te original version of this song and it´s

the rigth way to play it. Enjoy

e|-----------------------------------------------------------|
b|-----------------------------------------------------------|
g|-----------------------------------------------------------|
d|------2----0-------------2---0~~-------------777777777-----|
a|--0------------4------0-----------*4-/-7/-4--777777777-----|
E|---------------------------------------------555555555-----|

*sliding (___PM___)VERSE

e|----------------------|
b|----------------------|
g|-------7---9----------|
d|--7----7---9----------|      x2
a|--7----5---7----------|
E|--5-------------------|

(Hear the song for the timing)

CHORUS (1st part)

e|-----------------------|
b|-----------------------|
g|----------77-----------|
d|---777xx4x77-----------|     x3
a|---777xx4x55-----------|
E|---555xx2x-------------|

Chorus (2nd Part)

e|-------------------------------------------------|
b|-------------------------------------------------|
g|-----9999999-7777777---------then---999999--7-6--|
d|-----9999999-7777777---X2-----------999999--7-6--|
a|-----7777777-5555555----------------777777--5-4--|
E|-------------------------------------------------|

(______PM______) (_PM_)

INTERLUDE

e|---------------------------------------|
b|--2--2/3--2--2/3--2---2/3--2---222-----|
g|--2-------2-------2--------2---222-----|     x2
d|---------------------------------------|
a|---------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------|

*ORDER

-INTRO

-VERSE

-INTRO

-VERSE

-CHORUS PART 1

-CHORUS PART 2

-INTRO

-VERSE

-CHORUS PART 1

-CHORUS PART 2

-INTERLUDE

-CHORUS PART 1

-CHORUS PART 2

-INTRO

LYRICS:

Hanging out behind the club on the weekends

Acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends

I couldn't wait for the summer and the Warped Tour

I remember that it's the first time that I saw him there

He's getting kicked out of school cause she's failing

I'm kinda nervous, cause I think all his friends hate me

He's the one, he'll always be there

He took my dick and I came right there

Because I fell in love with the guy at the cock show

He said 8" and I told him its was nearer 6"

He's so hard, better sneak me through her passage

Everything's better when he's up me

Can't wait until his parents go out of town

I fell in love with the guy at the cock show

When we said we were gonna move do it tonight

I remember I was gonna to eat shite

17 without a purposeful erection

We don't owe anyone a fuckin explanation

Because I fell in love with the guy at the cock show

He said 8" and I told him its was nearer 6"

He's so hard, better sneak me through her passage

Everything's better when he's up me

Can't wait until his parents go out of town

I fell in love with the guy at the cock show

Black and white picture of him on my wall

I waited for her cum, he always kept me waiting

And if I ever got another chance I'd still ask him bend

Because he kept me waiting

Because I fell in love with the guy at the cock show

He said 8" and I told him its was nearer 6"

He's so hard, better sneak me through her passage

Everything's better when he's up me

Can't wait until his parents go out of town

I fell in love with the guy at the cock show

with the guy at the cock show

with the guy at the cock show(I'll never forget tonight)

with the guy at the cock show......

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