Pudenda Agenda

Song

THE PUDENDA AGENDA by THE K.G.B.

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Strawberry shortcake

Strawberry shortcake

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One more time

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(Yeehaw)

I said fuck that

I don't wanna take no crap from no cop

Hit you with a judo chop

You'll get dropped

I used to work at the candy shop

I did dishes

And pushed a mop

And I sold candy and soda pop

And it sucked

I cussed the boss and my ass got cut

I was fucked

Bought me this new guitar

Started singing and I learned some chords

I said rock star

I wanna be a rock star

So I can

So I can shag Gwen Stefani

Gwen makes me horny

Gimme some Gwen Punani

Yeah

Gimme some Gwen Punani

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I'd fuck that