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Intro
Verse 1
And the sign says long haired freaky people need not apply
So I tuck my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I took off my hat and said imagine that, huh, me working for you
Chorus
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
Fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that,
Can't you read the sign?
Verse 2
And the sign says anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight
So I jumped the fence and yelled at the house hey, what gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out, or to keep mother nature in
If God was here he'd tell it to your face, man you're some kind of sinner
Chorus
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
Fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that,
Can't you read the sign?
Bridge
Oh say now mister, can't you read
you gotta have a shirt and tie to get a seat
you can't watch, no you can't eat
you ain't supposed to be here...
N.C.
And the sign says you got to have a membership card to get inside.. Uh!
Instrumental
Verse 3
And the sign says Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray
And they passed around a plate at the end of it all, and I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and paper, and I made out my own fuckin' sign
I said Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me, I'm alive and doin' fine
Chorus
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
Fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign?
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
Fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign?
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