Diluted Piss

Song

Diluted Piss

Intro

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Verse=same only without the open notes, listen to Cd for placement

Chorus

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Trumpet solo (guitar plays chorus bit)

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Slow bit = verse only each chord played once and held

Lyrics

I went to see the doctor today

He found that I like to drink my own urine all the time

He suggested that I reconsider what I'm drinking

Milk or coke would be fine

Chorus

But I don't know what to do

I can't stop drinking my own diluted piss

Oh so you actually dilute before you consume it

Well that's not as bad as I first thought

To tell you the truth I do the exact same thing

I know I shouldn't cos I'm a doctor but what the hell

Chorus

Slow bit

I got some bad news today

Doctor Woctor had passed away

He drank his own piss without diluting it first

He must have been lying... what a dick

Chorus