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Verse 1
Unfortunately I am
My own dog, my own fur companion
My own old lady on a forum
Who types in glittery decorum
Unfortunately I take
Myself out walking every day
I hand my legs to the feet and
I give my head to the leash
Chorus
Every other day I’m wondering
What’s a human being gotta be like
What’s a way to just be competent
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Every other day I’m wondering
Was it a mistake to try and define
What I’m certain’s mad incompetence
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Verse 2
I can't smell well, or tell the time.
Not K through 8, nor K - 9.
(For human, grossly underqualified
For canine, grossly overqualified)
I don’t blend in at Pet-Smart
That truth remains for the Walmart
'Cause in either case they say to me
"What the fuck is lost in aisle 3?"
Chorus
Every other day I’m wondering
What’s a human being gotta be like
What’s a way to just be competent
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Every other day I’m wondering
Was it a mistake to try and define
What I’m certain’s mad incompetence
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Solo
----Key Change---- [If chords become too hard, play previous chords in the verse and chorus with capo on 2nd]
Verse 3
Just watch me, moving far away
Nobody even knows my name and
No one suspects that I’m not fine, and
Nobody outs behavioral Frankenstein
Just look at Victor in LA
And Syd with the y at U of A,
And all the majors at the labels -
Rebooting soon as I am able
Chorus
Every other day I’m wondering
What’s a human being gotta be like
What’s a way to just be competent
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Every other day I’m wondering
Was it a mistake to try and define
What I’m certain’s mad incompetence
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Outro
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These sweet instincts ruin my life
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These sweet instincts ruin my life
Outro Chords
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