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Verse 1
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis
Verse 2
The Captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
Chorus
friggin in the riggin,
friggin in the riggin,
friggin in the riggin there was f*** all else to do
Verse 3
Captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his fuckin' organ
Verse 4
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ, he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Chorus
friggin in the riggin,
friggin in the riggin,
friggin in the riggin there was f*** all else to do
[Link,going faster change to overdrive guitar]
N.C.
(Hold On Give It Some Bo**ocks)
Verse 5
The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
Verse 6
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin' nipper
He stuffed his arse with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Chorus
friggin in the riggin,
friggin in the riggin,
friggin in the riggin there was f*** all else to do
Instrumental
Chorus
friggin in the riggin,
friggin in the riggin,
friggin in the riggin there was f*** all else to do
Verse 7
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck, she wasn't able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the bar room table
Verse 8
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed the eels
Had found in her sexual quarters
Chorus
friggin in the riggin,
friggin in the riggin,
friggin in the riggin there was f*** all else to do
Chorus
friggin in the riggin,
friggin in the riggin,
friggin in the riggin there was f*** all else to do
Chorus Outro
friggin in the riggin,
friggin in the riggin,
friggin in the riggin there was f*** all else to do
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