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Intro
| A | A E D | x3
| A | E D |
Verse 1
Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries
She's got trouble with her tubes
If you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find
A completely empty room
Chorus
'Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless
Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless
Verse 2
Her physician has injected fluids in her private parts
But she just won't believe
That the efforts to eradicate her female trouble
Will cause her to conceive
Chorus
'Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless
Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless
Tag
Jeannie isn't ovulating, Jeannie isn't ovulating
Jeannie isn't ovulating now
Bridge
No simple yeast or bladder infection could compare
To the pain that Jeannie's going through this year
Her husband's sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test
Now Jeannie's operation must commence
E G A (12th)
Artificial insemination can't
E G A (12th)
Fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs, yeah!
Instrumental
| A | A E D | x3
| A | E D |
Verse 3
Jeannie isn't ovulating even though
She took all the proper pills
Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay
The gigantic doctor bills
Chorus
'Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless
Oh, Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless
Oh, Jeannie's got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem
Her uterus is useless
Oh, Jeannie's got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem
Her uterus is useless, oh yeah
Lead
E-----------------------------------------------------------| B-----------------------------------------------------------| G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
...husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test
E-------------------------------------------| B-------------------------------------------| G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
Now Jeannie's operation must commence
E----------------------------------------------------| B----------10-------------10-------------------------| G--9-9-9-9--------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
Arti - fic - ial insemmination can't
E------------------------------------------------------------------| B----------10-----------10-------------10--------------------------| G--9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-9-9-------------| D--------------------------------------------------------------7---|
Fer - ti - lize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Yeah!
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