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Chords in this song3
Intro
e|----3-----3-----0-----0-----3-----3-----3-----3----| B|----3-----3-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2----| G|----0-----0-----2-----2-----3-----3-----3-----3----| (play twice) D|----0-----0-----2-----2--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0----| A|----2-----2--0--0--0--0----------------------------| E|-3--3--3--3----------------------------------------|
Continue that pattern the entire way through song, you always strum D four times,
except during the first line of the two verses, G and A are always strummed twice.
Verse 1
Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor
Oh Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore
It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine
That's all we needed to get by
Now it seems things have changed and I think that you're the one to blame
Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore
Verse 2
(he sings)
Dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore
'Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before
Oh Rodney, I don't like you anymore
Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
Come to terms with truly how we feel
If we put our heads together, we can just stay home forever
Dear Penis, I think I like you after all
Oh and Rodney, while you're shavin', shave my balls
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