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And She Farted

Nogchompa
Tab

This is tablature — fret positions rather than chord names. Wide lines scroll sideways on their own, so the page never does.

Song

song title:...and she farted

Performed by: Nogchompa

e-----------------------------------------------------|
b-----------------------------------------------------|
g----9-9-9-9---9-9-9----------------------------------|
d----9-9-9-9---9-9-9--------7-7-----------------------|
a----7-7-7-7---7-7-7--------7-7-----------------------|
e---------------------------5-5-----------------------|
e-----------------------------------------------------|
b-----------------------------------------------------|
g-----------------------------------------------------|
d--9-9-9--9-9-----------------------------------------|
a--9-9-9--9-9-----------------------------------------|
e--7-7-7--7-7-----------------------------------------|

chorus:

e-----------------------------------------------------|
b-----------------------------------------------------|
g---9-9-9---------------------------------------------|
d---9-9-9----7-7-7--7-7---9-9--9---7-7-7--7-7---------|
a---7-7-7----7-7-7--7-7---9-9--9---7-7-7--7-7---------|
e------------5-5-5--5-5---7-7--7---5-5-5--5-5---------|

badass lyrics:

Well I know this girl, who`s really hot,

and if I could I`d probably lick her twat,

and I really like her but its not my fault,

her boyfriend has no balls at all.

Late last night I heard them fight,

I went for the rebound but she said goodnight,

and I hope she knows she is a whore,

but when I think about her I want her even more.

Chorus:

When her boyfriend was watching the tube,

I took her in the bathroom and felt her boob.

She turned and said, what you trying to do,

I said Baby all I want is you.

I went to her room,heard Blink 182,

I asked if that was my cd she said who are you,

then she opened the bathroom door,

and let the biggest fart I ever heard before.

chorus again.

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