Another Song About Tv

Intro

Riff 1

G|--9-8-7---------------------|
D|-------9-8-7-5---7------5---|
A|-7-------------5---5--3---3-|
E|----------------------------|

Riff 2

G|--9-8-7----------------------|
D|-------9-8-7-5---7------10---|
A|-7-------------5---5--8----8-|
E|-----------------------------|

Practice these SLOWLY at first, then gradually speed up.

Play:

Riff 1, Riff 2 (twice)

E (seventh fret, A string)

D (fifth fret, A string)

B (seventh fret, E string)

Verse 1

Notes are: G# = 4th fret E string

A = 5th fret E string

B = 7th fret E string

E = 7th fret A string

G# A E

another song about how much TV sucks

G# A B

washes your brain of intelligence

G# A E

you sit around all night and day

G# A B

was life really meant to be this way??

Chorus

Riff C

G|--------------------------|
D|-----------------5--------|
A|-5h7-7-7-5h7-7-7----7--5--|
E|--------------------------|

The timing on this one is debatable. Just listen and get it

so it sounds good.

Riff C

TV sucks!

Riff C

TV sucks!

etc. etc.

Then play:

(long means straight sixteenths, short means short)

G#(long) A(long) E(short)

G#(long) A(long) B(short)

Verse 2

G# A E

watching your life go down the tube

G# A B

and you wonder why every day's a rerun

G# A E

nothing different happens, nothing new

G# A B

your life's a show and the show is over

Riff C

TV sucks!

(etc. etc.)

G#(short) A(short) E(long)

G#(short) A(short) B(long)

Verse 3

G# A E

a waste of time of a created mind

G# A B

Star Trek's been airing far too long

G# A E

can you sleep at night without sight and sound?

G# A B

whatever happpened to reality?

TV sucks! (yet again)

Bridge Thingy

G|-------9-7--------------------|
D|----9------9------------------|
A|--7--------------6-6-9-9-6-6--|
E|-------------7-7--------------|

Play that riff four times, then go back to "TV sucks!"

Ending

Thrash about a bit (whilst playing the chorus riff),

scream "TV arrgh" and then end on a big ol E.