★4.6(63)24k views
Chords in this song5
Song
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Whilhelm Friedrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlagel
There's nothin' Nieizsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill of his own free will
After half a pint o' shandy became particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
`I drink therefore I am'
But Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed
Comments
Spotted a wrong chord, or know a capo position that sounds closer to the record?
Sign in to join the conversation.
No comments yet. If you play this one, say what works.
