United States of Whatever

Main Riff

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Chorus

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E|-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|

repeat both of those for the chorus then back to the main riff.

Lyrics

Verse 1

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki and she was all like urgh,

and I'm like, whatever

Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like, hey aren't you that dude,

and I'm like yeah whatever

So later I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's all like,

aaaah, and I'm like yeah whatever

Chorus

Cos this is my united states of whatever

And this is my united states of whatever

And this is my united states of whatever

Verse 2

And then it's 3am, I'm on the corner wearing my leather, this dude comes

up and's like hey punk, and I'm like, yeah whatever

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley, officer Leroy comes up and he's like,

hey I thought I told you, and I'm like yeah whatever

Then up comes Sifl and I'm like yo Sifl, what's up, he's like dude,

I'm like that's cool

Chorus

Cos this is my united states of whatever

And this is my united states of whatever