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Verse 1
Well, I went to see my doctor,
I said, "Doc, I can’t pay my bills
The rent’s all spent and my truck’s got a dent
And I think I’m a-gettin’ the chills
From bein’ forced to sleep alone,
Oh, this house just ain’t a home
We can’t afford no more kids
My life is on the skids
Cause my woman says, ‘Leave me alone’
Chorus
Unless I get a vasectomy,
I gotta get a vasectomy
Just one little male alteration,
Can save us from another altercation
It’s a vasectomy, I gotta get a vasectomy
Oh what a vas deferens it could be."
Verse 2
Well, the next thing I knew
I was layin’ on the table
With the lights shinin’ in my eyes
They strapped my wrists
And they strapped my ankles
And they double strapped my thighs
The nurses were gigglin’
And I was wigglin’ most uncomfortably
When the doctor walked in with a perverted grin
And here’s what he said to me,
"It only hurts for a little while
That’s what they tell me
That’s what they say, eh heh heh."
Verse 3
Well, it’s two weeks later
And I feel a little better
And my mind is more at ease
The rent’s still spent,
My truck’s still got a dent
But my woman’s no longer a tease
And even down at the office,
There’s a lot more interest in me
Oh, the girls all grin when I walk in
And brother, they mean to please
Chorus
A man with a vasectomy,
You oughta get a vasectomy
Well, like a Sunkist orange, I’ve been freed
Cause it’s all juice and there’s no seed
With a vasectomy,
You oughta get a vasectomy
F G N.C.
Oh, what a vas deferens it could
Now here is the part that I like the most
It takes the danger out of bein’ close
F G N.C.
Want a vas deferens it could
The snipped those little suckers right in two
And they clamped ‘em off with Super Glue
What a vas deferens it could be
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