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capo 4 — sounds 4 semitones higherVerse 1
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my feet are too long
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me, that i've no friends at all
Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call
SiIIIgned Bewildered
Chorus
Bewildered, Bewildered you have no complaint
You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up buster listen up good
Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood
siiiiigned Dear Abby
Verse 2
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
SiIIIgned Unhappy
Chorus
Unhappy Unhappy you have no complaint
You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up buster listen up good
Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood
siiiiigned Dear Abby
Verse 3
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, you won't believe this
But my stomache makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head
But my stomache tells me to write you instead
SiIIIgned Noisemaker.
Chorus
Noisemaker Noisemaker you have no complaint
You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up buster listen up good
Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood
siiiiigned Dear Abby
Verse 4
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sittin' in the back seat just shootin' the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
SiIIIIgned Just Married
Chorus
Just Married Just Married you have no complaint
You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up buster listen up good
Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood
siiiiigned Dear Abby
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