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The Bastard Son of Dean Friedman

Half Man Half Biscuit
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Title: The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman

Band: Half Man Half Biscuit

Album: ACD (1987)

tabbed by scef (email: funnell_teen_spirit@yahoo.com)

only they could write this song!

intro:

play this bit 8 times (it's pretty quick so best to

use alternate strumming)

e--4/5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--|
B--6/7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--|
G--6/7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--|
D--6/7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--|
A--4/5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--|
E----------------------------------------|

then this bit just the once

e----2------------3----------(2)-----------(0)-|
B----3------------0----------(3)-----------(2)-|
G----2------------0----------(2)-----------(2)-|
D----0------------0----------(0)-----------(2)-|
A-----------------2------------------------(0)-|
E-----------------3----------------------------|

| |

| |

V V

these bits are optional - I don't

think they're actually played but

it demonstrates the chord

progression used

the organ bit over the above is: (call it organ bit A)

e-------5-7-5---------------------5-7-5-----5---|-----|
B-5---7-------7-7-8-7-5-7-7-5---7-------7-8---7-|-5-7-|
G---7-------------------------7-----------------|-----|
A-----------------------------------------------|-----|

/ /

/ /

don't play

1st time

verse

D xx0232

G 320003

A x02220

F# 244322

D G <-----play organ

well I heard...Bette Midler... bit A over

D A <-----these lines

so gleefully...my friends

D F# G <-----play organ

but they said..she wasn't...to die bit B over

D A <-----these lines

and by the way...news for you (look below)

organ bit B (chords above to help)

D F#G D A

e-------5-7-5-----6-7-7-9-7-5-|
B-5---7-------7-7-------------|
G---7-------------------------|
D-----------------------------|

then play above verse section again, except use this

as organ bit B (chords above to help)

D F#G D G A D

e-------5-7-5-----6-7-|-15-14-12----15-14-12----|
B-5---7-------7-7-----|----------15----------15-|
G---7-----------------|-------------------------|
D---------------------|-------------------------|

|<--play this bit twice-->|

then there's this instrumental section. the guitar

chimes away at an A chord while an organ does this

twice (this might not be exact but sounds pretty

close)

e-------0---2---0---------------|
B---3-----------------3---------|
G-2---2---2---2---2-0---2-0-2-0-|
D-------------------------------|

then (still instrumental break) the organ plays this

twice while the guitar p;ays the chords above (again

might not be exact)

D A D

e---------------0-----|
B-----3-----3-----3-3-|
G---------------------|
D-0-0---0-0---0-------|
A---------------------|

then it's back to familiar territory (ie most of the

above is played again) then there's this guitar solo

(again might not be exact)

e--------------------------------------|
B-----8-------------------8------------|
G-7b9---9b7---7-------7b9---9b7---7~~--|
D-----------9---9-7-9-----------9----9-|
A--------------------------------------|
e----------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------7-------------|
G---------------7h9b11b9-7---7b9---9b7-----7---|
D-----7-9-9-7h9------------9-----------9p7---9-|
A-7h9------------------------------------------|
E----------------------------------------------|

("supercalifragilistic...")

e-------------------------|
B----------------------10-|
G---------------7-9b11----|
D-----7-9-9-7h9-----------|
A-7h9---------------------|
E-------------------------|
e-------------------14----------|
B-10h12p10-12-14b15----14\12----|
G----------------------------14-|
D-------------------------------|
A-------------------------------|
E-------------------------------|

then it's a D chord a few times, then all that remains

is already tabbed. some bits might not be exact but it

sounds pretty much ok to me, so have lotsa fun

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