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Song
WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?
By Frank Zappa
Album: Joe's Garage Act I
Chord Intro:
Am AmM7 Am7
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D9
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Intro:
Am AmM7 Am7 D9 (2X)
Am G F F G
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Am G F F G
Why does it hurt when I pee?
E F G E
I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me!
Am G D Dsus4 D
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!
I got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh, God, I probably got the Ghon-ca-ca-ca-cas!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Instrumental Break
(^) Slide Up (\) Slide Down (h) Hammer On (p) Pull Off (b) Bend
E----------10---------12------13------14--------------------| B-----------------------------------------------------------| G---10^11---------12------13------14------------------------| D-----------------------------------------------------------| A-----------------------------------------------------------| E-----------------------------------------------------------|
This part 4x
E---12------------------------------------------------------| B-------13--12--10--12--10--12--13--------------------------| G-----------------------------------------------------------| D-----------------------------------------------------------| A-----------------------------------------------------------| E-----------------------------------------------------------| E--------------|--------------------------------------------| B--------------|--------------------------------------------| G--------------|--------------------------------------------| D--------------|-----------5--7-----------------------------| A--------------|--5--7--8-----------------------------------| E---5--7--8--5-|--------------------------------------------| E-----------------------------------------------------------| B-----------------------------------------------------------| G-----------------------------------------------------------| D---7--5----------------------------------------------------| A---------8--7--5-------------------------------------------| E------------------8--7--5--0-------------------------------| E---------------|-------------------|------------------12---| B------------9--|---------------10--|--------------12-------| G---9--9--11----|---10--10--12------|--12--12--14-----------| D---------------|-------------------|-----------------------| A---------------|-------------------|-----------------------| E---------------|-------------------|-----------------------| E----------12------------------------------------------------| B--13--15------15--13--12--13--15----------15------15-----15-| G------------------------------------------------------------| D--------------------------------------14------14------14----| A------------------------------------------------------------| E------------------------------------------------------------|
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