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Chords in this song4
Chorus
You twisted your ankle, I carried you
You got a divorce, so I married you
You fell off a cliff, so I buried you
I wish there were more bad times to see you through
You never got rabies
You never gained weight
You never came home with a scar
You never drank poison, you watched what you ate
You never so much as put a scratch on my car
(Chorus)
You never got measles, you never got gout
You never suggested charades
You never got dizzy, you never fell out
You never picked up any live hand grenades
Bridge
So many things did go wrong, but the list is not
long enough - not enough
bad things to fill up a song
(Chorus)
You never lost contacts, you never leaked oil
You never fell to sticks and stones
You never drank cleanser, you never ate foil
You never choked on a big chicken bones
(Chorus ends with a slow G after the final C)
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