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Your Only Friends Are Make Believe

Bloodhound Gang
ChordsKeyAintermediate
★4.6(24)

Chords in this song5

Song

Well you sing like an amputee though
Why?
Can't hold a note, can't carry a tune.
A5 E5 (x4)

Verse

Knock, knock Mr. Rogers, it's Mr. McFeelie
I've brought you a letter - speedy delivery
Well Mr. McFeelie, if there's postage due
You can go fuck yourself like captain Kangaroo
A5 B5 C#5 E5*
I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
A5 B5 E5* B5
But in the end I still have no friends

Chorus

A5 E5 (x2)
Do, do, do...
A5 E5 (x4)

Verse

Mr. Rogers, I like your cardigan sweater 
Mr. McFeelie, shut up and give me my letter
I don't want to talk to you, don't you understand?
Why are you inside my house, you're just my fuckin' mailman?
A5 B5 C#5 E5*
I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
A5 B5 E5* B5
But in the end I still have no friends

Chorus

A5 E5 (x4)
Do, do, do...

Verse

A5 B5 C#5 E5*
You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
A5 B5 E5* B5
But in the end you still have no friends
A5 B5 C#5 E5*
You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
A5 B5 E5* B5
But in the end you still have no friends

Chorus

Do, do, do... (x2)

Bridge

You are my best friend too 
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran

Verse

Your best friend is you
I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
D5* B5
And rock out to old school Duran Duran

Outro

Your best friend is you
I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
D5* B5
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
Your best friend is you
I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
D5* B5
And rock out to old school Duran Duran

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