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I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

Bloodhound Gang
Tab
4.3(5)

This is tablature — fret positions rather than chord names. Wide lines scroll sideways on their own, so the page never does.

Song

Artist: The Bloodhound Gang

Song: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

Album: One Fierce Beercoaster

Tabbed by: Ben Godby beniliusbob@hotmail.com

Standard Tuning

Intro

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Verse (palm muted)

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-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-
-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--

Verse Ending 1

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Verse Ending 2

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-9--9--9--9--7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-

Pre Chorus 1

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-12--12-12-9---9--9--5--5-5-7-

Pre Chorus 2

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-14--14-14-11--11-11-7--7-7-9--9-9- -6-x16
-12--12-12-9---9--9--5--5-5-7--7-7- -4-

Chorus

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-14-x16 -9-x16 -14-x16 -9-x16

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Bridge 1

Make sure you listen to the song to get the timing down right, or this won't sound right.

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-12-12--12-12-12-12-14/12-14/12-9---9--9--9--9--9--9--7-5--

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-5-5-5-5-5-5-6-7--7-7-7-7-5-4-2-

Bridge 2

"Chicks..dig guys that are queer..." This is all palm muted.

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-11-x16 -9-x16 -11-x16 -14-x8 -9-x8 -11-x16 -9-x16 -11-x16

-9--    -7-    -9--    -12-   -7-   -9--    -7-    -9--

Outro

There are 3 parts to the outro... here they are separately...

Part 1

"See I'm not queer I'm too ugly!"

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"Uglyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!..."

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-12-12-x-12-12-12-12--12-12-x-12-12-12-12-

"And I don't shave my hiney!..."

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-9-x16 -11-x16

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*Tab Order*

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Intro

Verse

Verse Ending 1

Verse

Verse Ending 2

Pre Chorus 1

Chorus

Verse

Verse Ending 1

Verse

Verse Ending 2

Pre Chorus 2

Verse

Verse Ending 1

Verse

Verse Ending 2

Pre Chorus 1

Chorus

Verse

Verse Ending 1

Verse

Verse Ending 2

Pre Chorus 1

Bridge 1

Verse

Verse Ending 1

Verse

Verse Ending 2

Pre Chorus 1

Bridge 2

Outro

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