When You Fucked Grandpa

Song

Hi Kids...This is a wonderful song which ranks up there in the greats

with Stairway To Heaven, Hotel California, Voodoo Chile(d),etc. I

suspect many people will do remixes of it (Springsteen, Clapton,

Puff Daddy, etc.)It is called "When You Fucked Grandpa" and it is by a

hardcore punk band named Blink 182. They are from San Diego and that

is a city in California.I suggest singing this to your own grandfather

like I did...and seeing the smile on his face when you get to the greasy

finger in the ass part. Good luck!

The Verse Part

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b--3/5--2--2-3----------------------------------------------|Repeat that over and over for the verse part
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Now the Chorus part

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b---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3----Play twice and then-|
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b-on the third time play this--2---2---2---2---|
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That's about it...now for the inspiring lyrics

uno dos tres quatro

when you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you

did he hold you till the sun did rise

and did he look into your eyes

and ask you to fillate him

and stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshol

grandpa is a total fucking asshole

who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass

he rubs his dick in broken glass

Verse 2

when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender

did he tie you hands behind your head

and was it on your mothers bed and

Verse 3 with chorus in background

this is fucking stupid man

I cant believe you would have sex with your own grandfather

I mean you guys are related

what's he going to do

take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed

man he'd like to fuck you in the bottom

and everyone would come in and watch and masturbate

and cum all over the place

and this is stupid

I hate you all

I'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight man

this is stupid

I hate you

Thats it! If you have any questions, comments, add-ons, sex toys,

marriage proposals, dirty greasy fingers, or girlfriends send them to

CRJohnson20@msn.com