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Happy Holidays You Bastard

Blink-182
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Song

Song: Happy Holidays, You Bastard

Artist: Blink 182

Album: Take Off Your Pants And Jacket

Tabbed by King Of The Eskimos, 6/28/01

^Note^ This is the funniest, coolest, and all around

best song off the new CD. The CD?s not bad, not as good

as Enema or Dude Ranch, but there are a few really good

songs (such as Stay Together For The Kids, Fuck a Dog,

and The Time You Fucked Grandpa). Anyways, this song?s rad.

Standard Tuning

e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------|
A--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------|
E-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2-------------------|

It?s Christmas Eve and I?ve only wrapped two fuckin presents

It?s Christmas Eve and I?ve only wrapped two fuckin presents

e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--------------------------------------------------|
D--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------|
A--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------|
E--4--4?-4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0---------------------|

And I hate hate hate your guts

I hate hate hate your guts

e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------|

And I?ll never talk to you again

Unless your dad?ll suck me off

e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------|
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------|
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------|

I?ll never talk to you again

Unless your mom will touch my cock

I?ll never talk to you again

Ejaculate into a sock

e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------|

I?ll never talk to you again

I?ll never talk to you again

e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------|
A--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------|
E-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2-------------------|

It?s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs

It?s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs

e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--------------------------------------------------|
D--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------|
A--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------|
E--4--4?-4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0---------------------|

And he shit shit shit his pants

He?s always fuckin shittin his pants

e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------|

And I?ll never talk to you again

Unless your dad?ll suck me off

e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------|
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------|
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------|

I?ll never talk to you again

Unless your mom will touch my cock

I?ll never talk to you again

Ejaculate into a sock

e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4-----------------------4---------4--------|
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--4---------4--------|
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--2---------2--------|
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------|

I?ll never talk to you again

I?ll never talk to you again

And that's that. That's the whole song, 100 percent correct.

Send any comments, suggestions and or large sums of money to

kingoftheeskimos@silverchair.org.

Thanx for reading my tab, and good luck.

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