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Chords in this song8
capo 2 — sounds 2 semitones higherSong
G (32003x)
Verse
So many presents, so little time
Santa won't be coming
By my house this year
'Cause I tried to drown my sister
And I pierced my ear
Oh mama made it perfectly clear
Santa don't like bad boys
Especially Jewish ones
Verse
Gnip Gnop and LEGO blocks
Are what I desire
So, why'd I have to set
The pizza guy's hair on fire
I told him I was sorry, I'm a liar
So, no toys for me
I don't deserve 'em
Bridge
I couldn't wait for a big wheel
As the holiday neared
But then I told my grandma
That she had a beard
Verse
Rock 'em, Sock 'em robots
Is what I was hopin' for
But then I made a death threat
To Vice President Gore
Oh Santa won't be knockin' on my door
'Cause he's a big fat whore
What made me say that!?
Bridge
Chutes and Ladders
Would be so good indeed
So why'd I have to sell
That cop a bag of weed
So Santa please give me
My Easy Bake Oven
I swear I thought Billy goats
Were made for lovin'
Verse
So Santa won't you
Accept my apolo - gies
Santa can't you see
I'm beggin' you please
Oh Santa, next year
I'll do you right
Live from New York
It's Saturday Night
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