This is tablature — fret positions rather than chord names. Wide lines scroll sideways on their own, so the page never does.
spoken:
We just wrote this song on the bus the
other day, so sit back and relax.
E A
E|---4-5--4-4/5--4-4-----4-4-5--7-7---5-5/7------9-10-9/10--10-9-
B|---5-7--5-5/7--5-5-----5-5-7--9-9---7-7/9----------------------
G|---------------------------------------------------------------
D|---------------------------------------------------------------
A|---------------------------------------------------------------
E|---------------------------------------------------------------
E
E--10-9-5------------------4--5-5b7-5-4-5-4-2-0-2---0-0-0----
B-------------------5--5/7-----------------------------------
G-------------4-4/6------------------------------------------
D------------------------------------------------------------
A------------------------------------------------------------
E------------------------------------------------------------
B A E
E--0-5-7-10-9-9-9-7-7-7-5-5-5-4-5-5-5---5-5-5\4-4-4-2-2-0--4-5-4-5-4-|
B--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D--------------------------------------------------------------------|
A--------------------------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------------------------|
VERSE 1:
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E
I'm the 7 foot man
I've commited no crime
A
Bumping my head into doorways
E
It happens all the time
A E
I'm 7 foot tall and I repeat
A E
They don't make a ski boot that can fit my feet
B A [stop] E
I'm 7 feet tall and I don't play basketball
VERSE 2:
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E
I'm 7 feet tall, but I'm still just a man
A
So of course it hurts me a lot
E
When I walk into the ceiling fan
A E
Small people say "I wish I was him"
A E
But it's been nine years since I had a trim
B A [stop] E
The barber said "I can't reach the top of his head"
BRIDGE:
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C#m E
7 foot man, I cannot hide
C#m E
7 foot man, I know 'cause I've tried
C#m E
7 foot man, my last girlfreind died
B A [stop] E
Because my penis is 7 foot wide!
VERSE 3:
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E
So the next time you see me walking around
A
And my head's right about to hit a tree branch
E
Tell me to duck down
A E
And I'll pay you back, soon you will see
A E
By getting your frisbee down from that tree
B A [stop] E
I do what I can I'm the 7 foot man
E
7 foot man! 7 foot man!
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