Goodbye Virginity

Tab

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This is tablature — fret positions rather than chord names. Wide lines scroll sideways on their own, so the page never does.

Song

If you make this into your own song I will rape your mother, Have Fun!

intro and verse:

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00005555777755550000555577775555 X4 (verse inbetween the 2 choruses and at start)

Pre Chourus:

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0-00-00-5-55-55-7-77-77-5-55-55
0-00-00-5-55-55-7-77-77-5-55-55
0-00-00-5-55-55-7-77-77-5-55-55 X2

Chourus:

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0055775005577500557750055775

Slow Bit.....:

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0----5----7---5--

Build up:

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0-5-7-5-0-5-7-5-00-55-77-00-55-77-00-0000555577775555

(the bit in 4s X2)

Then do the Pre Chourus, chourus, Pre chourus again, then end.

Lyrics:

Why am I the only one that is still single?

All my friends got laid on a trip to Coombe-Dingle

I got stuck in the bar with a man named Miles

He said he liked to jerk off over pedeophiles

I looked for an answer in the bottom of my pint

That was when I realised it wasn't my night

I think its time that I got a gal

I'm fed up of Jerking off my pal

I will always be bitter from this

Never will a girl let me lick her tits (chourus)

My mates are on 3rd base but im still a bat boy

I've never even got to use a vibrating sex toy

Once I saw this chick and I thought she fancied me

But she just liked the sexy jock behind me

This morning I heard a chick say that I had a big dick

But she was just saying that I was a big prick

I think its time that I got a gal

I'm fed up of Jerking off my pal

I will always be bitter from this

Never will a girl let me lick her tits X 2

I think I found my chick

She actually saidThat ive got a big dick

Now I can compare with my mates

They have again started to masturbate

I really like this girl

I feel like I've beaten the world

I really like this girl,

I feel like I've beaten the world,

I dont need to jerk off,

Shes willing to give me blow a job

I know its sucky but its our first song

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